Okay, I was tired of checking out the only girl in my econ class earlier today and thought we could all share a blog and document the rest of our summers leading to the beginning of our senior year and continue for the rest of the year.
I implore all of you to post, we could begin compiling our list of things to do before we graduate, any interesting stories from the weekend, etc.
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Things we do before we graduate:
ReplyDelete1. Vegas
2. Cruise...all inclusive
3. Getting the pool
4. Opening up the back bar at the estate
5. Ab circling in the front yard
6. Richard Simmons dance party...not just me and mulvey
7. Sauna room...again not just me and mulvey
8. House games challenge
9. Party for a golf championship
10. Dressing up as fanatics and seeing The Expendables
11. Winning our bowling league...ok maybe just being in a bowling league
12. Getting Denny to sponsor the bowling team so we have cool shirts
13. Take down the grinders
14. Another game of a**hole...same rules applying
15. Getting to know our entire street
16. War with 229 aka the florida room
17. Team Pheonix actually winning a match
18. Seeing a concert...preferably Buffet or country
19. Go to mask
20. Go see and pay tribute to Jay Fox band...hes American and German
Figured I'd give us a start
i know i'll probably get shit for asking this
ReplyDeletebut what is "The Expendables"?
21. giving no change to bums the entire year
22. triathlon that starts between 7-8am
23. house games that last past the first 2 weeks of school
24. open the hills as a house
25. everyone go 1 week without anyone in the house speaking to brian
the expendables is quite possibly the greatest movie ever made.
ReplyDeleteThe list goes on,
Sly Stallone
Jason Statham
Jet Li
Dolph Lundgren (Drago)
Randy Couture
Steve Austin
Terry Crews (Black guy with enormous muscles in alot of movies)
Mickey Rourke
Arnold 'I will eat the Constitution' Schwarzenegger
jesus ryan...and i couldnt have put in any better shipe.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/
there better be a midnight showing...
steve austin...as in stone cold steve austin?
ReplyDeletethats a stupid question ryan.
ReplyDeletethe only people i could see them adding to the cast to make it more extreme would be either the Rock, John Cena, JCVD, Chuck Norris, DMX, Steven Segal or Keanu Reeves.
26. Kareoke to franki valli and 4 non blondes
27. Daisy of Love party
28. Host Wednesday Night Club
29. Diamonds
30. FAMILY PORTRAIT
I don't really understand how anyone expected ryan to know about the expendables. even though its going to be the greatest movie ever, the guy hasn't even seen top gun or any of the rocky movies yet so we can't really expect too much out of him.
ReplyDelete31. Purchase a trophy for the winners of the house drinking games challenge (obviously a year long event)
32. Hold a ceremony for when the Grinders win the house drinking games challenge
33. Host a beer olympics
34. Ca-brewing
35. Late Nights at the back bar at least once a week
by the way. The official bucket list needs to be at least 100 items long so we can challenge ourselves when completing every single thing on the list
ReplyDelete32 is stupid especially if that team is anything like the pheonix. Late night at the back bar could be considered Man Night...i dont know if you remember me discussing this with you previoulsy Brian.
ReplyDeleteand yea i truly dont know how my roommate hasnt seen any of these classic pieces of cinema.
brian 1st day i get back best out of 3 at some game that we can both compete at (can be anything pong, die, jam, anything)
ReplyDeletewhen i beat you you have to tell everyone i saw top gun and rocky before you and in fact introduced you to the movies
...bwc had one good idea the 100 things is good
sorry bowen, let me further explain...
ReplyDeletelate night at the back bar is an event where women are allowed where as man night is an event where they are not so there is a difference. i should have been more clear there.
(note: the actions of the grinders last year speak louder than any words that i could say regarding your comments on #32)
ryan, i will gladly accept your challenge but i'm not a liar so i can't say that you saw the movies until you actually see them.
ReplyDeleteThe late nights at the back bar will only be possible if you two actually build it. Time will tell if this is possible.
ReplyDelete36. Gay night at the estate
hahahah im so glad nschmith is all about the blogging now although i do take offense to questioning the existence of the back bar.
ReplyDeleteGay night=great idea. good thinking nick.
ReplyDeleteas for the back bar, the planning has already begun and construction is set to start on august 18 or 19 depending on when i come back. (or maybe the 20th if I get too drunk to build on my birthday)
I think the best idea is if you do get too drunk is to operate as many power tools as possible and see where things go.
ReplyDeleteJust a thought
PS. The bar will never be completed and if it does, it will most likely fall apart when the first beer is sat on it.
ReplyDeletewow for team pheonix to be planning a comeback i sense a lot of hostility.
ReplyDeleteand please that back bar is going to be put to better use than that shit back bar tims put in.
ya fuck the new back bar at tims.
ReplyDeleteand i'm not bothering to defend the 226 back bar any more, when it gets completed everyone will be blown away. until then we all just have to wait and imagine how incredible it's going to be
oh and as has been said before, the pheonix will dominate when the time comes regardless of any posts on this blog
ReplyDeleteok brian...
ReplyDeleteanyway back to the bucket list.
i dont see us getting to 100. 50?
This will be tough but...the thunderdome pulled it off with 4 people/2guarantees, i think we can do it with 6/2 guarantees
ReplyDelete37. everybody bang in the same 24hr period
you guys are hyping this back bar up
ReplyDeletei'm not doubting, all i'm saying is it better be as awesome as you're making it sound
did we not come through with the tiki hut?
ReplyDeletei mean we'd have that god damn tiki hut if it was up to me...
you halfway came through with the tiki hut
ReplyDeleteadmittedly i was impressed with the hut
..but you guys really fucked up by letting those douchebags at the trumbull county CC keep it, bet they didn't even use it
i know i would've thoroughly enjoyed sipping my daiquiri's out of a coconut glass at the tiki bar
OH and you gave it away for FREE...hugefail
watch your god damn mouth...you notice in my comment that i stated if it was up to me we'd have the tiki hut, BWC gave in to the peer pressure and gave the rich pricks the tiki hut for an alleged cheaper price for our prom or whatever the hell it was.
ReplyDeletei was not having such nonsense, strongly refused, tried to bargain, but BWC gave it away...never to be seen again
correction: the tiki bar sold for either $50 or $75, I can't remember which... either way it wasn't free, though I did let the proceeds go to the high school which was probably a mistake.
ReplyDeleteonce again, don't worry about the new bar, just wait and let it speak for itself.
finally i'm watching how to survive a japanese game show right now. it's a sweet show and everyone should check it out
BWC made half the tiki bar and gave half away...
ReplyDeleteyou my friend built and gave the other half away
38. we all have to perform at open mic night in a comedy club
ReplyDeletescrew number 38
ReplyDeleteI built what brian told me to build, which had to be taken apart and made less massive and then rebuilt the tiki bar to fit lower standards.
and you can ask brian, i was the only one against giving anything to the highschool and more importantly TCC. i fought for a while trying to get something out of it for us...but BWC gave in
38. go back to our old rooms and party with the randoms...havent you guys done this?
38 is a good idea
ReplyDeleteare you talking like our old room 9 hole?
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ReplyDeleteI like both 38s so I'm now calling bowen's #38 #39. I think open mic night would be sweet.
ReplyDelete#40 Karaoke night at the estate.
no not the 9-hole but going to all the old rooms where we used to live and partying with the people in them...like we'd go to vwk, chill with tim, and then party with the people that live in our old room
ReplyDelete41. Big Blue Ball
ReplyDelete42. Bargos Crazy Hour till Close
dude schmith wsa it you that we talked about trying to rent a billboard near campus? we should look in to that lol
what is 41?
ReplyDeleteyou guys keep talking in all this fucking code and forget that i've been stuck in warren and out of the loop
COMEONNOW
43. Become "The 6 guys"
ReplyDeletesame here ryan, idk half the shit they're talking about
ReplyDeletealright well at least i have a fellow housemate to be out of the loop with
ReplyDeletewoah sorry 2 guys temporarily not apart of the 6 guys...learn the lingo
ReplyDelete41. drunk ball with big blues hence big blue ball
half the shit? what else is there?
ReplyDeleteyou have to make a glossary because we aren't lucky enought to be staying at the BOX house this summer
ReplyDeletelike the name and idea though
i really dont know what is so lucky about living in that hole. im shocked none of us or them are sick or have staff. just the other night there was a giant flying cochroach in the kitchen just chillen with the garbage...nbd
ReplyDeleteya i killed that beast because everyone else was too big of a bitch to do it
ReplyDeleteyou smashed it with your baseball mit and left it on the fridge...sweet brian
ReplyDelete44. getting at least 15 people in the nook
actually zack I threw it out too because you were also too afraid to do that.
ReplyDelete45. getting at least 30 people on the front porch
46. ghost ride every st in ghetto
ReplyDelete47. chick flick day once a month
ReplyDeletethe nook will NOT fit 15 people...unless you can find 15 spanish babies
ReplyDelete46 and 47 are good
48. shipe has to finally send matt his "package"
49. jorts night. everyone must go out the same night sporting some nice jorts.
ReplyDeletehahah yes. mulvey do you think the list should or shouldnt include things only certain people have to do? Becuse if so im putting up the hitch dance sequence/jump rope
ReplyDelete50. conga line from tims to the back bar...hopefully with not just each other
15 people are fitting in that nook, we just have to bait them with jello shots...you know put them in the nook within the nook, if we make them, they will come
haha ya bowen i think those things should be put up because i think the entire house should participate... god that's gonna be great
ReplyDeletethe jorts night and conga line ideas are awesome.
shipe better deliver that "package"
51. Game of telephone (with the long string and the paper cups) between the back bar at tims and the back bar at the estate
i thought our name was going to be the fratio or something along those lines. it's called the estate now?
ReplyDeletemarc they've come up with all this lingo living at UD the whole summer
ReplyDeletei thought you'd be in on some of it, but apparently not
here's what i've got so far
estate - 226 kiefaber
big blue ball - drunk ball with big blues
team phoenix - nick/mulvey's golf team they play bowen for money and lose every time
The expendables - maybe the most ridiculous movie of all time it's not out yet imdb it and look at the cast (stone cold is in it if that gives you any idea how insane it is)
oh and
ReplyDeleteback bar - the bar mulvey and bowen are supposedly making and putting in our backyard
they also call our house the fratio
and for some reason we hate 229 kiefaber
hahahahaa thanks for clarifying this ryan. yea i guess all the cool things happened after i left. if stonecold is in the movie, i'm sold already.
ReplyDeleteand someone that's in the loop, please explain why we hate 229 and who lives there, pretty please with sugar on top
ryan, i feel like we should develop our own lingo so we can have people asking about our stuff.
ReplyDeleteand have you thought of the nicknames by chance?
marc would be in it if he would have brought his clubs.
ReplyDeletehaha ryan i am thoroughly impressed all you have seemed to grasp and we've tried eliminating the lingo.
this is in no way bashing our fratio estate but i hate 229 because thats the house we should be living in so i have declared no matter who lives there i will not like them and declared war.
dude i'm a quick learner
ReplyDeletemarc i have not thought of the nicknames yet, but am currently brainstorming
don't listen to bowen. I'm still guessing that the people at 229 are gonna be sweet and we'll like them because i'm convinced that anyone living around us will be sweet simply by being associated with us.
ReplyDeletehahaha brian just with that explanation i may have to consider a treaty with 229...nicely played
ReplyDelete52. Host a pirate day (it's a game that some people played this summer where two teams dress up like pirates and hide treasure, typically alcohol, on campus and the other team has to find it)
ReplyDelete53. daiquiri days with kiefaber
ReplyDelete54. Faber Fest-lowes fest but with kiefaber, just in case boom boom and el chimpo were wondering (i believe it was you that came up with this brian)
55. at least one naked bud thursday at adobe gillas, apparently they hold a bikini contest?
Thanks for the shout out on faber fest bowen. I've actually mentioned it to a few people living on keifaber already and everyone seems to be pretty receptive to the idea. I was thinking some time in late september when its still pretty nice. Thoughts anyone?
ReplyDeleteas long as thier cool with me ab circling pre fest im good
ReplyDeleteman i could've figured out faberfest...what the hell is naked bud night? isn't that just the thursday with dollar petite bitchburgers and beer?
ReplyDelete56. midnight express expo
midnight express expo is a must.
ReplyDelete57. we watch a dating reality show, for the whole season, as a house
hahaha nicely played marcus, i mean boom boom
ReplyDelete56 on the other hand is out unless you elaborate
and i guess its called bud naked thursdays and they have a wet tshirt contest with drink specials? i mean we were intrigued nonetheless
56 is the only one that matters and i don't care to elaborate at this time
ReplyDelete-EL CHIMPO-
58. tims hitch dance sequence
ReplyDelete59. implementing the house jump rope move
60. ampitheatre home run derby
THE FUCKING AMPITHEATRE DERBY! That is all I've talked about for the last three months, how did I not put it on the list yet.
ReplyDeleteTo clear up any confusion it's a game of louiseville chugger in the artstreet ampitheatre. its going to be so sweet
brian your not supposed to explain the lingo anymore since boom boom and chimpo are adding things without explanation lol
ReplyDeleteyea my bad i meant to say it was your idea but i too was shocked you havent put it up
61 camp out in the backyard
ReplyDelete62 we all have to buzz our heads...only because ive never seen brian with no hair
ReplyDelete62 is a phenomenal idea, however i suggest we give brian 2 options
ReplyDelete1. buzzed head
2. grow it out LONG
...thoughts?
I know for a fact and for having been pushing for either of those 2 options for 4 years that brian will not participate...its very upsetting i know
ReplyDeletedo u think papa shipe will lend us his tent lol
im down for either. camping out will be tight.
ReplyDelete63. bum day
ya brian would never do it you're right bowen
ReplyDeletehe has to look pretty when he's breaking bands up...
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ReplyDeletewe could kill bumday and the camp out in 1 day
ReplyDelete