I was creeping facebook myself looking for UD frosh that graduated from my high school so I could tell them to go to Phi Psi, I'm going to be inactive the whole year but would like to help them up their numbers. First of all facebook's search parameters are weak as hell so unless you know somebody's name it is practically impossible to narrow your list unless I'm doing it wrong...which we all know is dumb because I know everything.
Secondally, I'm not going to name any names (It rhymes with Charlie Hank) but I was rolling through the UD Class of 2013 and noticed any girl that was remotely good looking had 1 mutual friend with me. Astonished I decided to find out how I could possibly have a mutual friend with all of these barely legal pusscats...further research revealed he was the mutual friend every time. Isn't he like 25?
Watch the fuck out frosh!
the sad thing is they were probably all so excited to get a friend request and then it turned out to be that guy
ReplyDeletehow many has he gotten to already?
hahahahaha jesus he has such a terrible reputation as it is apparently.
ReplyDeletethe bad part is hes the god damn social chair...i may try and relinquish his spot so maybe girls will show up to events rather than begin filing paper work for 500 feet of separation.