Dear All,
I have received confirmation from Housing that I, Nick Smith, have been approved for early arrival into the Estate at 226 Keifaber. Beginning on Sunday, August 9th, The Estate will be open for business. However...
The charge is $5 a night and is billed directly to my student account. So if you are joining me I would appreciate just a few bucks to pay for that. There is one more stipulation.
In order to join Project Mayhem, you must stand on our HUGE porch for 24 hours with no food or water, all while being verbally torn down to tears. Then, and only then, you will be granted access to our humble abode.
Sincerely,
Dad
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I would like to take this time to note that I was the one who figured out that you qualified for early move in and will thus be exempt from waiting on the porch. If I'm in a giving mood I might throw you a few bucks though.
ReplyDeleteSir, for that comment of yours you may stay at 128 as long as you want because the doors to the estate and the window to the sauna will be locked until the 24th.
ReplyDeletehahaha you dream. I'm gonna be getting my sweat on in that sauna every day starting August 18th.
ReplyDeletethe bwc always takes credit for everything
ReplyDeletei'll be there waiting on the 15th
see you then dad
haha BWC stating his claim
ReplyDeleteTwo black shirts, two pair black pants, one pair black boots, two pair black socks, one black jacket, three hundred dollars personal burial money. Ill be there the 9th dad