As you may have heard, Nick Smith and myself have been chosen to be inducted in the New Albany High School hall of fame, NO BIG DEAL. I can't speak on behalf of my fellow hall of famer but I would like to thank God first and foremost for giving me the ability to achieve at such a high level.
Now for those of you already asking yourself, "Is there anyway I can come to the ceremony?". Well fear not my compassionate fans because everyone is invited to this momentous event on August 28th. I have not decided if I will be making an appearance just yet but even hearing my name ring from the NASCAR sized stands, surrounded by the massive campus that I devoted possibly the most crucial years of my life should be reward enough.
I'm sure more information will be provided in the coming weeks. Stay tuned.
all I have to say is that it's about time that Patrick "anything you can do, I can do better" Shipe is recognized for being significantly better than everyone else at pretty much everything.
ReplyDeleteNick Smith is a tool though. I'm not sure how they're letting him into the Hall.
woah if im not mistaken one Nick Schmith was number 1 quarterback, i've seen the video footage. and granted shipe is in fact bettter then everyone im curious to know how and what they only picked one thing to recognize him by
ReplyDeletenah dude, I heard that Schmith was only the self-proclaimed number 1 quarter back and that he didn't amount to anything until long after high school, in the summer of 2009 when he joined team phoenix
ReplyDeleteas for shipe, I figured they would just put a statue of him out in front of the hall of fame and with a plaque that says, "he was the best at everything". Are they not going to do that?
hahaha i mean i could see that monstrosity of a high school in fact doing something that extreme to recognize such a outstanding individual.
ReplyDeletebut now to more pressing issues, allow me to focus on the rest of your comment in reference to this alleged "team pheonix".
if all Schmith has to his name is amounting to a member of those trash talking choke artists im afraid him and his partner have unfortunately left the hopefuls very unsatisfied and wanting more (which i hear is a common theme with the crew amounting from the once infamous "thunderdome" with your stats put on display with a clever poster board) but nonetheless this fan still has high hopes that team pheoniz will come back from thier vecations with a better gameplan.
I can say with extreme confidence that THE PHOENIX will show up to play at the right time. Though it has hit a slight slump lately coming off of two losses and two ties in its last 4 appearances, the THE PHOENIX has also shown glimpses of greatness (examples: numerous long putts, the big dog taking big bites, and even a near hole in one), and so I am only left to believe that it will emerge victorious when it decides to make its move.
ReplyDeleteI mean I don't know. I will give credit where credit is do though in reference to your ridiculous random putts and your near hole in one the other day. But let it be known that you have only tied with Team Bowen once and other then that hes been victorious. But do be a dear and make sure to let me know when you think Team Pheonix is guna do a mulvey 180 and make its move.
ReplyDeleteI would like to take this time to second Mr. Shipe's comments. I would not have been able to achieve what I have without our lord and savior Jesus Christ. I have been blessed with unmatchable raw talent to achieve greatness. It seems like only yesterday that Patrick and myself were standing at home plate or Thurmon Munson Stadium in Canton Ohio raising that Ohio State Championship trophy above our heads in triumph. Shipe looked me in the eyes and yelled at the top of his lungs, "VICTORY", in homage to the magnificant Viking Quest.
ReplyDeleteIn conclusion, I am humbled by this amazing recognition as quite possibly the greatest athletes to come through ohio high school athletics. I hope that all of you will be able to attend this momentous occasion and share in Shipe and I's glory.
question: why does your high school even have a hall of fame?
ReplyDeletethat was one of the better posts/acceptance speeches on here by far...touche nschmitch.
ReplyDeleteand yea if our high school made up a hall of fame number 1: brian and i probably would have built it, number 2: we would more than definetly be in it.
Answer: Because of amazing athletes and human beings such as Patrick Shipe and Nick Smith.
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