roll call

a former marc rossi and ryan raeburn will now be known as.....

BOOM BOOM ROSSI and EL CHIMPO

together we will be known as the MIDNIGHT EXPRESS

DOMINATION

Look at all those cocks boys. GRINDERS.

sunday sunday sunday, the back bar is...TBA

http://www.tipsyflamingos.com/

alright so does everyone want to have some input for the back bar or should brian and i just make moves...

let us know if you want a say, have ideas, or want anything specific. i figured since its a part of the estate we should all have an oppurtunity to have a say.

i included the link brian gave me to what we are shooting for...i want to add extensions on the sides to make a horseshoe type bar and probably a flamingo or two.

the back bar opens on...?

The Wrinkling of BWC's Balls

Alright as some of you know it is coming that time again to celebrate the day Rhonda gave birth to the illustrious bioterrorist Brian T. Mulvey aka by aliases such as BWC, the skunk, piglet, Mr. Daytona, and the bolt in the infamous "Nut and Bolt" combo.

Now we have briefly discussed some options in regard to this day and what shannigans to get into so I thought we could use this to propose a few ideas.

We talked about some sort of road trip/overnight adventure.

All I have came up with is to maybe hit up the newly opened Hollywood Casino.
http://www.hollywoodindiana.com/sitemng/tour

Now I don't know if this is something we want to look into, have something at the Estate, take over Bargos, or maybe finally enjoy the finer things in life (going to Diamonds).

Ideas?

House Bully

Guys I just wanted to take some time to address a serious situation in the house. As we all know some of our housemates like to bully others, and I just wanted to shed a little light on this situation to see if we could somehow agree to attack this thing head on as a team.

As you can all clearly see I have provided photographic evidence above of merely one of the random and numerous acts of bullying. Now some of us are certainly more guilty than others, and I won't name name's, but I believe our household bully goes by the alias of a "Marc Rossi".

This is a severe problem we all need to address if we want to have a safe and enjoyable year. A year free from ridicule, crude remarks, harsh criticisms, and of course physical violence. The culprit does not handle direct intervention kindly and may refuse to hear any peace talks. As we all know "MR" is a very volatile and unstable individual, one who is capable of snapping at any given moment.

Whether with a loud grunt, harsh remark, or a devastating sleeper hold (as seen above) we must all be on the lookout and fully committed to stopping MR's household bullying if we want the estate to be the safe haven we all know it should be. I've included a list below of some peaceful ways in which we can avoid and hopefully put an end to MR's household bullying, and I hope that these can be a help in future incidents of bullying.

Tips for avoiding attack
-Run in zig-zag patterns or up stairs (MR is not very nimble and with any luck the bully will take a tumble before he can get his beating in and simply give up on the hunt)
-Leave food items out to occupy MR (chef boyardee, cake, hostess ho-ho's, etc. are all great diversions)
-Use the TV to your advantage (occupy the beast's time with shows like entourage or sports center...these shows have been known to occupy MR for hours and may have a calming effect on the bully)

Official Move In Date

Dear All,

I have received confirmation from Housing that I, Nick Smith, have been approved for early arrival into the Estate at 226 Keifaber. Beginning on Sunday, August 9th, The Estate will be open for business. However...

The charge is $5 a night and is billed directly to my student account. So if you are joining me I would appreciate just a few bucks to pay for that. There is one more stipulation.

In order to join Project Mayhem, you must stand on our HUGE porch for 24 hours with no food or water, all while being verbally torn down to tears. Then, and only then, you will be granted access to our humble abode.

Sincerely,
Dad

I found Brian's Senior Pic

Discuss.

How creepy is this?

I was creeping facebook myself looking for UD frosh that graduated from my high school so I could tell them to go to Phi Psi, I'm going to be inactive the whole year but would like to help them up their numbers. First of all facebook's search parameters are weak as hell so unless you know somebody's name it is practically impossible to narrow your list unless I'm doing it wrong...which we all know is dumb because I know everything.

Secondally, I'm not going to name any names (It rhymes with Charlie Hank) but I was rolling through the UD Class of 2013 and noticed any girl that was remotely good looking had 1 mutual friend with me. Astonished I decided to find out how I could possibly have a mutual friend with all of these barely legal pusscats...further research revealed he was the mutual friend every time. Isn't he like 25?

Watch the fuck out frosh!

JERSEYS

Hey guys check out ioffer.com for jerseys (it's the site shipe showed me) i just got an authentic raiders jersey for like 38 bucks...it hasn't come yet so i don't know if its actually as great as it sounds but it looks awesome

and i know we're always looking for sweet jerseys for various activities throughout the year

got the ASOMUGHA BLACK BABY best CB in DALEAGUE...raiders superbowl

Bean Bag vs Couch

This great piece of furniture is available at our local walmart (small child sold seperately). Bowen has come up with some great furniture options. What are everyone's thoughts about the bean bag filled living room? Just imagine yourself lounging alongside this beautiful child.

Marc Never Posts

Marc still hasn't posted once so let's keep talking about it until he finally does.

Our Old TV

Now that I have made a retarded decision and purchased a flat screen tv, it is time to figure out what to do with the tv from last year.

Ideally, the cheap bastards of 128 would buy it from us, but I dont see that happening. So, if anyone has any ideas as to what we should do with it throw them out there. I think we should try to get at least $350 out of it.

I also mentioned it to someone, that maybe we can just use the money from the tv to pay for a wall mount to hang my tv on the living room wall. Thoughts?

Start asking around if people are looking to buy a tv for school or whatever.

Entering The Real World

Alright I dont mean to be the one to bring this up but what are everyones plans, if we have any, after college? Sorry to do it mulve...

Anyone considering graduate school? If so where at?

I'm leaning towards trying to get my masters but I haven't done a whole lot of research as far as where at and was just wondering what everyone else had going.

September 17th

Yes, I know that you are all ready.

VEGAS and more

Alright so Smith and I have been discussing and we definitely want to do a vegas trip over fall break. If we look into it now, we can probably do it for pretty cheap and since fall break starts on Thursday we could either get there Wednesday night or else early Thursday morning. Let me know what you all think.

However......

Vegas isn't the only trip that we've discussed. Our other aspiration is to book a cruise for Spring break. This would be a little pricier but its our senior spring break so we want to try to pull it off. So far the best deal I've found is $409 for a week long cruise that hits up Miami, Jamaica, Mexico, and a couple other sweet places too. I put the link below but I've been having trouble getting it to work when I send it to other people so it might not work.

http://www.expedia.com/pub/agent.dll?qscr=ksrs&tovr=-1294607291

Bowen, Shipe, Marc and Nick-- these would be two ridiculous trips so let me know what you think.

Ryan-- I know that you're probably pretty busy getting plowed in the ass by some random dude, but if you can find the time to post your thoughts too then that would be nice.